the brain of brian 5
Dear George Lucas,

Fuck you.

I was watching Episode IV for the first time in ages last night, and I had to stop and leave the room.

When you “improved” this movie back in ‘97, you absolutely ruined it for me. Thanks for taking a big, smelly dump on my childhood.

Sincerely,
Brian 5

p.s. - Joss Whedon better not pull this kind of bullshit, or I’ll go gunning for him, too.

  1. cantankerasaurus said: Lucas is to remakes what Dawson McAllister is to therapy
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